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Sat, 25 May 2013 13:23:33 -0400

You: "Everybody shut up." picks up phone "Hey mum."

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:23:20 -0400

You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"

fmagoldentrio: I can't let her cry over something stupid like...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:22:56 -0400

fmagoldentrio:

I can't let her cry over something stupid like this!
#edward motherfucking elric #oh no way i can’t die right now #that is simply out of the question #not because i’m on a mission to get my body back #or to restore my own brother’s body #or because we’re trying to uncover a conspiracy #no no no i can’t die because there’s this girl #who loves me to bits#who i can’t quite EXPRESS MY OWN FEELINGS ABOUT #because my name is edward elric and i’m emotionally constipated #but i am refusing to die #because it means my girl is going to cry #AND I REFUSE TO LET HER BE SAD ANY LONGER #EDWARD. MOTHERFUCKING. ELRIC. #TELLS DEATH TO FUCK OFF #FOR HIS GIRL #YOU TWO WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

tags by zeiua

sneaky-trickster-one: mammograms: you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:22:31 -0400

sneaky-trickster-one:

mammograms:

you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in your room. “we need to talk.” they say calmly. “we’ve been following your blog for two months now.”

sonic-all-the-angels: bartimanus: wontonpoop: Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:22:08 -0400

sonic-all-the-angels:

bartimanus:

wontonpoop:

Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!

what if…everything is not about men

What I hate about being a girl:

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:21:34 -0400

little-drops-of-sunshine:

missrenaaa:

Periods

Period cramps

Sore tits

Mood swings

Picking out outfits for the day

Styling hair after showering

Having a hard time running cause of your tits

Making sure you don’t get pregnant

Carrying the baby

Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason

Make sure you don’t get raped

Having pedophiles hit on you

Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.

I will forever reblog, honestly.

forever reblog..

..they just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary…you can’t...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:19:24 -0400

..they just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary…you can’t gain anything without losing something first. Although…if you can endure that pain, and walk away from it…you will find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle…..yeah…a heart made fullmetal. - Edward Elric

fandom-mused-fandom-games: 1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:19:16 -0400

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

baconllamatimelord: masasexual: marciewantsthev: masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:19:04 -0400

baconllamatimelord:

masasexual:

marciewantsthev:

masasexual:

Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.

Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.

There are two kinds of people.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 13:18:38 -0400

im-a-tumor: Every time I see Pantherlily I think he just wants...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:18:23 -0400

im-a-tumor:

Every time I see Pantherlily I think he just wants to say this.

5uffocate: my edit

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:17:50 -0400

5uffocate:

my edit

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Sat, 25 May 2013 13:17:29 -0400

matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:17:18 -0400

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

fuckyeahroleplayshipperbunny: The question that haunts us all.

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:16:50 -0400

fuckyeahroleplayshipperbunny:

The question that haunts us all.

downrightsugoi: dragonblade: gordonramsaygifs: How to cook...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:16:24 -0400

downrightsugoi:

dragonblade:

gordonramsaygifs:

How to cook the perfect steak x

r-ramsay senpai…

jesus tag your porn there are children on here

Advice from Adventure Time (x)

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:15:41 -0400

Advice from Adventure Time (x)

"I WILL DEFEAT YOU!" ~Maka Albarn

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:14:57 -0400

"I WILL DEFEAT YOU!" ~Maka Albarn

mycroft-holmes-approves: sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:14:16 -0400

mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

keep-it-funny: If you are lost on what to name you’re son, just name him Jessie. That way he can...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:12:30 -0400

keep-it-funny:

If you are lost on what to name you’re son, just name him Jessie.

That way he can forever approach girls singing “Don’t you wish that you were Jessie’s girl” and leave with dignity.